While Hallmark has already cornered the market on cheesy Christmas movies, Saturday Night Live this week imagined what it would look like if the network tried its hand at a slasher flick. In the trailer for A Stab at Love, Kelsey (Chloe Fineman) returns to her small town of Autumn Hollow from the big city, where she reconnects with her “high-school crush turned hometown killer” Mark (Nate Bargatze). “The only thing female viewers like more than romance is murder,” the voice-over says. After their meet-cute in which a masked Mark shows up in Kelsey’s kitchen to stab her, he woos her with his tool shed filled with bloody knives, but in true Hallmark fashion, things take a turn when Kelsey’s big-city fiancé shows up. “I don’t even know if I want to kill you anymore,” a heartbroken Mark says. “Just go back to New York, there’s plenty of people to kill you there.” Ultimately, Mark proposes to Kelsey with a ring on a severed hand. “Only on Hallmark, where ‘boo’ means boyfriend.”
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